POISSONEDD

the best console apex player, he mains horizon and wraith.

POISSONEDD is so good bro

by POISSONEDD March 4, 2022

POISSONEDD

worst apex legends player is POISSONEDD

POISSONEDD is the worst apex legends player

by justinp2738 March 4, 2022

Irony poisoned

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.

Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned

by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules August 1, 2012

Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

brain poisoned

The condition of having spent a long time in spaces (especially online spaces) that tend to radicalize people and put them further down spirals of weird, isolating thinking. Whether it's a leftist starting out with ironic commie memes and then suddenly arguing the DPRK did nothing wrong, or an elderly Facebook user slowly posting more MAGA content until their entire feed is one step removed from quoting the 14 words, a person becoming brain poisoned is never fun to watch for their soon to be former friends and loved ones.

I can't even talk to Trevor anymore, he's so brain poisoned he just says weird incel shit about chads in every conversation. Dude's probably gonna shoot up a school.

by CalamityJain November 24, 2018

Bubble tea poisoned

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

by BBTaddict February 28, 2018