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Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.
Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.
Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010
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poopiphany 

When one has a sudden insight into reality, or the meaning of life, whilst taking a poop.
Guys, I was sitting on the toilet, and realized that I didn't need a boyfriend to make me feel better. It was the best poopiphany yet!
poopiphany by WhyNotFrampton June 2, 2008

pookipskied 

to break wind, to poop, to exert feces, let out waste from the anus.
"And for the first time, Charlotte pookipskied in her pants."
*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*
Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish
Poofish by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

poofin’ 

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.
poofin’ by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

poofinger sushi 

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.
Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
poofinger sushi by shadoinkin June 20, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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