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When someone is acting stupid or doing something that shouldn't be done.
Doing something in goofy matter.
"Why is your brother walking so goofy"
"I don't know he be poofin some times"
Poofin by young tree trunk November 8, 2017
To smoke that fire fire, no bammer bammer here naw sayin.
I got that crazy rainbow poof, this stuff is poofin
Poofin by O.G NAW BE March 30, 2008

poofin’ 

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.
poofin’ by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

poofin' it

(1)To pussy out by not attempting something illegal or dangerous. Or disgusting.

(2)To not attempt something illegal, dangerous or disgusting to the best of your abilities.
"What? Your not breaking into this place to get fucked on mushies and start fires? He's poofin' it lads."
poofin' it by Benjbawsd'creme October 24, 2007

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013
Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.
Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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