dan.thedongle's definitions

poofin’

farting

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.

by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

shib

A boner achieved while taking a shit.

Man, all that ploppin’ gave me a shib.

by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

faptize

(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.

The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.

by dan.thedongle February 27, 2022

donut juice

watery diarrhea

Sorry I'm late for work again, I had to cheeks-squeeze some donut juice after breakfast.

by dan.thedongle February 16, 2021

ploppin’

taking a shit.

Sorry I’m late, I was stuck at home ploppin’.

by dan.thedongle February 16, 2019

bubblin’ brown

taking a loose stool

Once I start wet-poofin’, next thing you know I’ll be bubblin’ brown.

by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019