poofier

A word that describes what happens to the hair of women under certain circumstances.

My hair is a lot poofier today then usual.

by Mr.Bobby September 15, 2013

Poofter baiting

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc

That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.

by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.

*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"

by crcdj March 29, 2011

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.

Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

by de-pube February 10, 2021

Poofters bar

1- A granola bar that causes flatulence due to the content of chicory.
2- Drinking establishment for poofters.

After the poofters bar Howard went flatulent for 2 days and couldn't stop sharting himself.

by Howard Schultz August 14, 2008

poofterized

australian term

1. used to describe any object, action or process which is of exceptionally low standard.

2. used to express absolute disgust

1. (when the lawnmower refuses to start) "COME ON!!! YOU FUCKEN POOFTERIZED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! "

2. "that two-girls-one-cup video was poofterized. i chundered....hard!"

by screaming axe wound February 9, 2010

poofter drink

A low alcohol beer.

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.

by de-pube August 13, 2021