Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

prebating 

Masturbating before meeting up with someone that you want to fuck so as to avoid said fucking.

Girl, she was straight prebating to her professor before going to his lecture.

prebating by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018

podiating

Sitting on the academic podium at SuNy Albany relaxing or chillin when you are supposed to be in class, or whenever. Wasting time on the podium, loitering.

"DAMNNN...why you wasting maddd time podiating??? Go to class for once"

podiating by Lisa Maria October 23, 2007

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

Potating 

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

Potating by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023