Poobaging 

The act of running a lunch or fast food restaurant bag full of feces to someones door and lighting it on fire while laughing from a safe distance.

Yo, theres nothing to do tonight, lets go poobaging in chris's neighborhood.

Poobaging by Soltan April 25, 2007

Poopagina 

Producing sexual stimulation by defecating into a woman's vagina, essentially using one's stool as a phallus, or substitute for the male genitalia.

A "perfect poopagina" requires forming an air-tight seal between the anus & vagina, never allowing the stool to "breathe" outside air.

The term "poopagina" was coined by Angel Rodriquez at UCLA's Hedrick Dining Hall, sometime around 2001, during a round-table discussion on the origin of sexual fetishes and how they are formulated.

The term "poopagina" has grown in popularity amongst the college circuit, most notably amongst California-based schools and universities.

Variations of the term include the following phrases:

1) 'Gine my poop - A command, made by a male, demanding that a female take, into their vagina, the male's stool (poop).

2) Poop my 'gine - A command, made by a female of their male partner, to have stool (poop) shoved into their vagina.

Last night, I realized the culmination of my being, when I threw down a poopagina on my ex-girlfriend.

I took this slutty sorority girl up to my dorm, after a mixer, and was all set to bone down, but when she screamed out "Poop my 'gine!", I had to stop and think, for a second, about what kind of person I would be if I fulfilled her request. In a drunken stupor, I yelled out "GINE MY POOP!" at the top of my lungs and proceeded to slam down a steamy loaf into her gaping vagina.

Poopagina by poopagina August 10, 2010

Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

Poopbating by kangtommy November 6, 2014

probaling 

The act of probing, but pretending you are a crab on the beach.

Were you probaling that candidate during their interview?

-Nah bruh

probaling by SuckasBeSuckas August 20, 2018

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008

poobing

Taking a poop and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, trimming your pubes with hair clippers/ scissors. After you finish, you flush not only the poop down the toilet, you flush those pubes as well

Dude, I save so much time by poobing! Plus I'm saving water too!

poobing by WillowNelson99 May 13, 2015