Poofting

POOFtING; action: verb. The state in which (lite fartlike actions) Poots, begin to interact with ones current bowel movement creating a Pooft

April always suspected Desiree to be a poofter . Heard her poofting in the bathroom before bedtime.

by SLapshArd September 20, 2016

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

pooxting

texting while pooping

Kim likes to multitask, so she's constantly pooxting me from her office bathroom.

by jackie finlan December 28, 2007

pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

poofing

The act of disappearing or becomeing invisible.

Chick 1: Wow i cant see him anymore
Chick 2: Dont worry about him, his poofing

by Poofing:) September 12, 2009