Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"

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Poopballz

When you get poop on your balls. Usually occurs after scratching your asshole through your pockets (so as not to attract attention) which results in poo on your pocket, and later unwittingly scratching your balls through that same pocket.

"Bro, I accidentally scratched my balls through the same pocket I scratched my asshole with!"

"Dewd! You got the poopballz!!!"

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Probally

Hey, congratulations! You spelled probably wrong. But that's okay, the correct spelling is P R O B A B L Y. If you are having a hard time remembering it, I remember words in chunks. Probably is pro and bably in my brain.

"That's probally true."
"Hey, did you just spell probably wrong?"

"Yeah, stupid autocorrect."
What do you mean? We are having this conversation in person!"

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Poopalleting

The act of licking a male butthole in order to remove the taste of a food that tastes worse than a male butthole.

Jimmy ate a DeLish brand Stromboli and thought he was going to be sick. Luckily Jimmy knew a male prostitute he met at the shell station. I saw Jimmy poopalleting the male prosty to cleans the horrible taste in his mouth. Jimmy now has aids (the bad kind), but his mouth has a better taste than it had before he went poopalleting.

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poofball

Slang term for American football, due to its excessive use of padding and helmets, unseen in other codes of the game.

What's with the special teams and stop-start gameplay in poofball?

poofball by John Popodoulana April 20, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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