poofball

Slang term for American football, due to its excessive use of padding and helmets, unseen in other codes of the game.

What's with the special teams and stop-start gameplay in poofball?

by John Popodoulana April 20, 2008

poofball

A game consisting of kicking a round ball around a field, combined with theatrical diving.

David Beckham plays poofball.

by poffball h8r April 21, 2006

poofball

Slang name giving to Soccer (Football), usually by Rugby Players.

Called such because the players roll around the floor at the slightest touch, and hug and kiss each other after a goal.

"Did you see that game of poofball lastnight. Poofter fell over without being touched. Should try a mans game"

by Jimbo McJimsey October 31, 2007

Poopball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"

by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021

Poopballz

When you get poop on your balls. Usually occurs after scratching your asshole through your pockets (so as not to attract attention) which results in poo on your pocket, and later unwittingly scratching your balls through that same pocket.

"Bro, I accidentally scratched my balls through the same pocket I scratched my asshole with!"

"Dewd! You got the poopballz!!!"

by P00PBALLZ July 1, 2008

pooball

When an unhappy person flings a ball of shit at you.

Hey Kayla watch out ! That man over there is tossing pooballs!

by I feel beasty June 17, 2009

poonball

an idiot, who doesnt act like themself

a poonball like jayson, who hooks up with seven girls in one night and gets drunk off two tilts.

by Prittay4 June 12, 2008