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ponzanoon 

Someone who farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles.
Rebecca T. is such a ponzanoon.
ponzanoon by Quimby April 17, 2003
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fonzanoon 

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up
I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.
fonzanoon by the prophet March 25, 2003
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fonzanoon 

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
That kid Cameron is a fonzanoon. You can tell by his breath.
fonzanoon by Pablo Nikinz April 1, 2011
A big beer belly on a man, usually Italian males only. Originated in 1920's Chicago Italian-American community.
Check out Tony's big ponzoon!
Ponzoon by mochamame November 3, 2009

Phanzanoon 

Someone who farts is the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.
Terry is a phanzanoon.
Phanzanoon by Monica Leer December 9, 2008

Fonzanoon 

A person who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubble.
You are a Fonzanoon when say for example a kid is in the bath tub farts and bites the bubble. Mook or Retard
Fonzanoon by Daddy's balls August 8, 2009

fonzanoonery 

The actions, behavior, and habits of a fonzanoon, such as farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles
Oh God, what’s with all the fonzanoonery? You all have sewer breath!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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