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1.)The greatest, sweetest, most perfect guy in the world. One I can completely confide in, and care for with the strongest love imaginable.

2.)"Ponchi" Thai meaning for (with luck)
1.) "I love you, Ponchi."

2.) <Closing of a letter>

Ponchi,
AnnaLee
Ponchi by AnnaLee July 16, 2008

Poncho Poncho 

Someone who is really high in Mexico.
Max was so poncho poncho in Mexico.
Poncho Poncho by Darkioto February 13, 2019

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.
Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
Sloppy poncho by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.
wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

Poncho Goblin 

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
Poncho Goblin by Britmanda April 10, 2010
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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