polonez

1) Washing machine on wheels

2) Crappy little Polish car from the 80's, manufactured by FSO in part by FIAT

Dude, you drive a polonez?!??, yeah I just replaced the hood with scrap and the belts with rubber bands

polonez by annonymous April 13, 2005

polonez

a Romanian slang term for a big dick, especially really thick and heavy one.

Apart from slang, also a) a Polish sausage, b) a Polish male, c) a bagel or pretzel etc.

„am văzut mai demult la un moment dat pe unu random (...), cu polonezu' într-o astfel de pompă, (...) cred că o avea de 30 cm” (Reddit)
(I saw some random guy a while back—with the dick in one of those pumps; I think it was a 30 cm one.)

„i s-a sculat polonezu” (Tiktok)
(His dick got hard)

„îi plac polonezi mai lungi, mai groși și dacă se poate cu o mare ciupercă în vârf (să aibă și vine)” (Reddit)
(She/he likes dicks that are longer and thicker, and preferably with a big mushroom-shaped head (and visible veins).

polonez by Mihai Cringeanu October 14, 2026

poloneel productions 

personification of god

I wish i was as good as poloneel productions

poloneel productions by bald martin the god February 28, 2020

poloneck

A high, snug fitting cylindrical collar on a skivvy ( long sleeve T-shirt ) or sweater.

Worn by women, action heroes and nerds.

1. For the winter fashion show, some models wore poloneck sweaters.

2. The day turned cold, so she pulled on a poloneck.

3. Wincing when she saw the hickey on her neck in the mirror, she thought, " Looks like I'll be needing a poloneck today. "

poloneck by Ceea June 20, 2009

Polonesian Pancake 

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

Polonesian Pancake by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009

poloneo 

Usually a term used to defined a certain type of warcraft players. These players belong to the category of warlocks and have absolutely zero skill at playing. Inspite of being people who specialize at ranged attacks with spells, "poloneos" prefer to beat people with their rather weak and baby-like fists.
Also used to refer to hairy spanish gay men, also commonly found in romania.

omg that lock is such a poloneo, hes one epic fail!!

poloneo by rhynoxen March 29, 2009

Polonizing

Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".

A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."

Polonizing by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025