Polonizing

Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".

A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."

Polonizing by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

palinizing 

The art of distraction with the goal of diverting attention away from a fault and towards the glittering veneer of hollow talking points which dazzle but do nothing in terms of answering the question presented.

Sarah Palin is really good at palinizing, and does it every time someone asks her a question. I think that's why it's called "palinizing."

palinizing by nhukcire January 18, 2009

Palinizing 

Verbal hopscotch. The art of distraction, with the goal of diverting attention away from a fault and towards the glittering veneer of hollow talking points which dazzle but do nothing in terms of answering the question presented.

The dude had no clue how to answer my question, so he spent the next five minutes palinizing.

Palinizing by mixmaster44 January 19, 2009

Pooniting 

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

Pooniting by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015

polarizing 

Taken by great surprise; Beauty in its simplest form: Hipnotizing; Stunning

That selfie is polarizing...Her IG has polarizing pics...

polarizing by bacox8 January 17, 2014

Polonying 

The act of pouring tomato sauce on your loved ones stick of d'osrgna

Did you get the devon for the kids honey ?
No but I'm going to be polonying your brains out instead

Polonying by Polonykind February 9, 2022

poloinking 

When you slurping her squirter and you swish it around and spit it in her face

"HEY baby surprise is time to do some poloinking!"

poloinking by Fuhalatoogin April 21, 2024