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water polo depression 

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.
James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression

polo draws 

Either polo underwear or polo shirts. Draws is slang for clothes.
1. Blunt blowing, polo draws showing, I don't give a lovely motherfuck. (Lil Wayne - blunt blowing)

2. Motherfucker, pull your goddamn pants up, your polo draws are showing.
polo draws by thefreshbum January 28, 2012

polo-douche 

Combination of both the shirt and the person wearing it when said shirt is a polo shirt and said person is a complete douchebag. This douchebag will always be wearing a polo shirt usually of Abercrombie or Hollister origins. 99% of the time the collar on the d-bag's shirt will be "popped" making the douchebag look like even more of a complete tool. Often, a polo-douche will wear more than one polo shirt with every shirt's collar popped. This can mean up to about 8 polo shirts on one douchebag. A polo-douche (PD) can be quickly recognized if you see a guy with an obvious fake tan who is wearing sunglasses inside or at night. A person can be a douchebag without being a PD if he does not wear polo shirts, but if said douchebag usually wears polos and missed a day (most likely because he forgot to make his girlfriend do his laundry) he is still classified as a PD. The worst kind of PD's you will ever meet are the PD's from New Jersey (America's garbage dump). These people should be avoided at all costs. There is one other thing to note, although it probably seems like every person wearing a polo shirt is a douchebag and consequently a PD, that is not the case. The other kind of person you will see wearing a polo shirt is a nerd. Nerds in polo shirts are easily identified because the buttons on the shirt will be buttoned all the way up, the collar will not be popped, the shirt will be tucked in, and there will be a pocket protector in the shirt's pocket. Avoid these people too.
John: Hey dude, we should see if that guy wants to get in on our game of beach soccer.

Wally: No way brah, did you see what he is wearing? That guy is obviously a polo-douche. He won't want to get sand on him. He just got done fake tanning and the sand will stick to the tanning lotion.

Girl One: I can't believe I dated that guy for a year! He's such a polo-douche!

Girl Two: I know! He was always more worried about his Abercrombie polo shirts than he was about you. What a douchebag!

Girl One: Not a douchebag, a polo-douche.
polo-douche by AtownDbag October 20, 2012

Brown Polo Day

A day devoted to wearing a specific color and type of shirt to school.
The first day of school we are wearing Brown Polo shirts and that day will then be declared Brown Polo Day.

polo dad 

an expression that describes wealthy and elite (often european) entrepreneur dads. Typical for them ist to play golf, wear polo ralph lauren constantly, driving a range rover and spoling their daughters.
1. " Look, she has such a polo dad! "
2. "Yesterday, I went golfing with my babe and her rich ass polo dad."
polo dad by yung balsamico June 20, 2020

Polo of Death 

Windows 7 circle that spins incessantly as it informing you that you application has stopped responding.

A 'Polo' is a brand of mint, circular, with a hole in the middle.
Sorry, I can't open the document at the moment, I've got the Polo of Death.
Polo of Death by thermofish June 24, 2011