Polley

To head-butt something accidentally (usually when drunk) with force enough to do damage to both yourself and the object /person you are head-butting

Guy 1: jeez did you see jeff polley that streetlight last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, he nearly left a dent in it, he was so drunk.

Guy 1: oh man, I totally polleyed that chick last night when I got her home.
Guy 2: how'd you manage that?
Guy 1: I went in for a kiss and misjudged the distance.
Guy 2: you seriously need to stop drinking so much.

by Das JakPool September 06, 2011

Polley

Very high ranked family name, usually held by living legends. The people who have the name Polley are very fine and well raised. Every Polley are very respected people and earn the respect that they have gained. All Polley’s are known for being very clever and sexy.

Polley, what a nice name, I am very Jealous.

by Svend Erik Skov November 21, 2016

dylan polley

also known as dad

known for “just dickin around” in his youtube videos and flipping dicks and banging chicks
is also insanely hot for some reason

“have you heard of dylan polley? i heard he was out flipping dildos again..”

by baylens.levine April 27, 2020

Smooth Polley

get ear wax and coat someones left tooth while they are sleeping.

jimmy was sleeping one night with his mouth wide open and my other friend that was still awake with me had really dirty ears full of nasty wax. I decided to pull a smooth polley. I coated his left tooth with nasty ear wax and in the morning he awoke to find his mouth really dry.. he licked his lips and his teeth.. right when he felt the nasty wax on his left tooth he nearly fainted.. that was the end of that.

by Travis Reis April 17, 2006

Joe-Polleyed

When you have too much alcohol in you and can’t handle it you are joe-polleyed.

Can’t wait to go out tonight and get joe-polleyed.
Did you see your man last night he was absolutely joe-polleyed.

by Rigid to February 02, 2020