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polkinghorne
polkinghorne by BigKARLJosephs December 16, 2016
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Polkinghorn
Polkinghorn by DaLolida June 21, 2010
Brooke Polkinghorne
this is a term to describe someone who is very popular and is worshiped by all Asians and has puffy hair. Brooke is also the best yodeller in the word she is also very talented in the arts of sing dancing and many many others. Brooke wants to be a daycare teacher when she grows up but that is just a disguise as she really is a super secret and sexy spy who saves the world on a daily basis with her AMAZING skills 😎
She also is in love with Zac Efron and will marry him In the following year to come.
She also is in love with Zac Efron and will marry him In the following year to come.
Brooke Polkinghorne by Xnetha is a banana April 13, 2019
polking it
has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"
polking it by Dashinkashayla May 27, 2011
Polkaing
The act of polka dancing while intoxicated; a dance craze that is currently sweeping the nation (i.e. small town potato festivals)
Polkaing by whaa?????? September 8, 2009
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