polkking

Recommending stupid solutions and eating someone else's food.

1: "My classmates are bullying me"
2 "Just hug them and say that you forgive them" (polkking)

by Marcos_ik February 19, 2023

polkinghorne

The act curbstomping a clown with your Doc Martins.

"yo bro you got Paint on your doc martins"
"yeah I just Polkinghorned the shit out of a clown"

by BigKARLJosephs December 16, 2016

POLKINGHORN

beautifully delicious girls, or girls that have amazing fashion.

hey you guys are polkinghorn!

by i want polky December 14, 2004

Polkinghorn

(Noun) A sex Manifesto, typically written in spoot.

I had extra, so I used it to write a Polkinghorn.

by DaLolida June 21, 2010

Brooke Polkinghorne

this is a term to describe someone who is very popular and is worshiped by all Asians and has puffy hair. Brooke is also the best yodeller in the word she is also very talented in the arts of sing dancing and many many others. Brooke wants to be a daycare teacher when she grows up but that is just a disguise as she really is a super secret and sexy spy who saves the world on a daily basis with her AMAZING skills 😎

She also is in love with Zac Efron and will marry him In the following year to come.

I want to be a Brooke Polkinghorne when I grow up mummy.

by Xnetha is a banana April 13, 2019

polking it

has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"

Inglese- Effin S Yeah BROO

Marcus- bro, your polking it right now

by Dashinkashayla May 27, 2011

Polkaing

The act of polka dancing while intoxicated; a dance craze that is currently sweeping the nation (i.e. small town potato festivals)

Hey Ross! I'll be a polkaing fool in no time.

by whaa?????? September 8, 2009