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poopsmithery 

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.
My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.
poopsmithery by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004
n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery
My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.
poopsmith by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.
Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
the poopsmith by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003
An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"
You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!
porksmith by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005

the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.
(there is no example)
the poopsmith by A. Non February 15, 2004

POLESITTER

Fag that likes to ride a cock.
That nancyboy Phil is a real polesitter.
POLESITTER by posthaze September 27, 2006
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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