poopsmithy

Homestar-esque slang for toilet.

The King of Town is on the toilet:
The King of Town is at the poopsmithy

I need to visit the little boy's room:
I need to get my tushy mended at the poopsmithy

by Oscar January 11, 2005

poopsmithery

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.

Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.

by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

the poopsmith

A strange character who shovels crap for a living for no apparent reason. The King of Town has hired him for a reason no one will ever know. He also always seems to have a creative Halloween costume.

(there is no example)

by A. Non February 15, 2004

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

the poopsmith

A guy that shoooovels poo for the King of Town. Why the King of Town has it, we'll never know. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. Why, we'll never know that either. I think the guy accidently swallowed some of his wassit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn't have to taste the taste of his little poop pile ever again.

Its just the way the Poopsmith is. I mean, he shovels his poop, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.

by Max T. November 27, 2003