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Pole master 

Definition one: a woman who has extensive experience giving oral/blow jobs, and because of that, she does an amazing job!

Definition two: a stripper/dancer whose specialty is dancing on/with a Pole. The pole is generally mounted on the stage in a nightclub.
When she was dancing on stage with the pole, she almost seemed to have an orgasm. Obviously she was a magnificent pole master.
Pole master by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
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pole master 

An individual who an inclination for, and subsequently a great deal of experience with servicing the human male sexual organ in a variety of ways.

Typically used to insult a male.
Chris is totally a pole master, his tonsils must bleed!
pole master by Sapacious May 20, 2008

Master Class Totem Pole 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

Pokémaster 

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.
Pokémaster by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

Pokemaster 

To be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!
Pokemaster by unrefin3d April 24, 2010

Pollmaster 

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...
Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.
Pollmaster by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009

Pokemaster 

That one nerdy kid in your school with long greasy hair and a pokeball backpack
There goes Pokemaster
Pokemaster by Aidæn February 20, 2017