Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual
That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!
by eatdirtfartdust December 22, 2012
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SirWilliam

A sex position for homosexual males. One person lies on his back and pulls his legs up at the knees. The other guy sits on his butt with his legs extended outward, and slides into position to penetrate the one on his back anally. Once penetration is achieved, either partner can masturbate the one lying on his back while he's being fucked.
Lebubu and Joker love to SirWilliam
by eatdirtfartdust January 20, 2009
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SteamPoweredHitler

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.
"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."
by eatdirtfartdust June 07, 2009
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Pollmaster

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...
Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.
by eatdirtfartdust January 23, 2009
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lebubu

Doing gay things, but acting jokily about it, so as to make people think you're not really gay.
He was smiling and laughing as he licked that guys ear lobe, but you could tell by his eyes, he liked it. He's such a lebubu
by eatdirtfartdust January 11, 2009
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TPF mode

The acronym TPF stands for "Targets Perpetually Frightened"
The term is used to describe opponents that are hiding from you. They may claim to just be regrouping, and will be out of hiding soon, but they are only saying that to save face. "TPF moder's" just can't hang.
I would like some action, but all the opponents are in TPF mode.
by eatdirtfartdust June 07, 2009
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Vila-gasm

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.
I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm
by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009
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