Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual
That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!
by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012
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saydb

Acronym for "sorry about your dick bro".

Generally something you would post when a facebook user shares a pictures of their Lifted or pimped out truck, sports car, or motorcycle to insinuate that they have such a possession to compensate for their tiny penis.
That's a huge truck!
saydb
by eatdirtfartdust October 21, 2015
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Shedon't Money

As in "Money she don't know about"
Money saved or earned which your signifigant other or financial partner is not aware you posess.

Money meant for frivolous things such as gambling, drinking, prostitutes etc...
I got Saturday free and a pocket full of shedon't money.
by eatdirtfartdust August 28, 2010
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TPF mode

The acronym TPF stands for "Targets Perpetually Frightened"
The term is used to describe opponents that are hiding from you. They may claim to just be regrouping, and will be out of hiding soon, but they are only saying that to save face. "TPF moder's" just can't hang.
I would like some action, but all the opponents are in TPF mode.
by eatdirtfartdust June 06, 2009
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SirWilliam

A sex position for homosexual males. One person lies on his back and pulls his legs up at the knees. The other guy sits on his butt with his legs extended outward, and slides into position to penetrate the one on his back anally. Once penetration is achieved, either partner can masturbate the one lying on his back while he's being fucked.
Lebubu and Joker love to SirWilliam
by eatdirtfartdust January 19, 2009
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Pollmaster

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...
Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.
by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009
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Finding Larry

Generally means to have deviant backwoods sex. In rare circumstances it can also mean to go "off-roading"... but usually, it's the sex.
We went "finding Larry" last night on a backroad.
by eatdirtfartdust June 22, 2011
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