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Doing gay things, but acting jokily about it, so as to make people think you're not really gay.

A sex position for homosexual males. One person lies on his back and pulls his legs up at the knees. The other guy sits on his butt with his legs extended outward, and slides into position to penetrate the one on his back anally. Once penetration is achieved, either partner can masturbate the one lying on his back while he's being fucked.

A psychosexual disorder in which there is a preference for sexual activity with prepubertal children. "Archons" are almost always males. The children are more often of the opposite sex (about twice as often) and are typically 13 years or age or younger; they may be within or outside the archons family. Sexual fantasies, looking, or fondling are more common than genital contact. Sexual offenses against children make up a significant proportion of reported criminal sex acts.

The cause or causes of archonism are not well understood. Personality problems may be evident, and the archon often shows little or no concern for the effects of his sexual behavior on the child. Researchers have reported that psychotherapy in conjunction with the use of testosterone-lowering drugs has substantially reduced the desire in male archons to molest children.”

I frequently check the Megan's law website for people who engage in archonism.

The act of fabricating an online girlfriend to impress people.

A common safe-word used by homosexual males during sexual activities, usually those that involve inserting large rigid objects into each other's rectums.

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.

The acronym TPF stands for "Targets Perpetually Frightened"
The term is used to describe opponents that are hiding from you. They may claim to just be regrouping, and will be out of hiding soon, but they are only saying that to save face. "TPF moder's" just can't hang.