eatdirtfartdust's definitions

Shedon't Money

As in "Money she don't know about"
Money saved or earned which your signifigant other or financial partner is not aware you posess.

Money meant for frivolous things such as gambling, drinking, prostitutes etc...

I got Saturday free and a pocket full of shedon't money.

by eatdirtfartdust August 28, 2010

Vila-gasm

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.

I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm

by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009

lebubu

Doing gay things, but acting jokily about it, so as to make people think you're not really gay.

He was smiling and laughing as he licked that guys ear lobe, but you could tell by his eyes, he liked it. He's such a lebubu

by eatdirtfartdust January 11, 2009

saydb

Acronym for "sorry about your dick bro".

Generally something you would post when a facebook user shares a pictures of their Lifted or pimped out truck, sports car, or motorcycle to insinuate that they have such a possession to compensate for their tiny penis.

That's a huge truck!
saydb

by eatdirtfartdust October 21, 2015

Piepbal

Culmination of the words Pie, Penis, and Balls. It means to perform sexual acts on a pie, usually fruit-type, and warm. Popularized by the horribly-shitty movie, "American Pie."

I saw the apple pie just laying there, so I gave it the ol' piepbal.

by eatdirtfartdust January 25, 2009

Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

Pollmaster

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...

Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.

by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009