TPF mode

The acronym TPF stands for "Targets Perpetually Frightened"
The term is used to describe opponents that are hiding from you. They may claim to just be regrouping, and will be out of hiding soon, but they are only saying that to save face. "TPF moder's" just can't hang.

I would like some action, but all the opponents are in TPF mode.

by eatdirtfartdust June 06, 2009

Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009

lebubu

Doing gay things, but acting jokily about it, so as to make people think you're not really gay.

He was smiling and laughing as he licked that guys ear lobe, but you could tell by his eyes, he liked it. He's such a lebubu

by eatdirtfartdust January 11, 2009

Vila-gasm

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.

I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm

by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009

saydb

Acronym for "sorry about your dick bro".

Generally something you would post when a facebook user shares a pictures of their Lifted or pimped out truck, sports car, or motorcycle to insinuate that they have such a possession to compensate for their tiny penis.

That's a huge truck!
saydb

by eatdirtfartdust October 21, 2015

Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

Shedon't Money

As in "Money she don't know about"
Money saved or earned which your signifigant other or financial partner is not aware you posess.

Money meant for frivolous things such as gambling, drinking, prostitutes etc...

I got Saturday free and a pocket full of shedon't money.

by eatdirtfartdust August 28, 2010