pole dance dunce 

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"

He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.

pole dance dunce by dino-depot April 20, 2009

Pole Dance 

When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.

Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."

Pole dancer: "Give me my money."

Pole Dance by Dark Star Annalise December 23, 2008

Pole dance 

the national dance of Poland (where the Poles live)

A Scottish student to a Polish student: Is the pole dance your national dance?

Pole dance by Polish girl in Scotland September 29, 2010

San Francisco Pole Dance

When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).

Your Dad stopped by before the party and we had just enough time for a San Francisco Pole Dance.

San Francisco Pole Dance by punchtheclown February 7, 2009

South Korea pole dance

When Rodney dances a ginger brother Brandon!

When they dance ginger style, South Korea pole dance

South Korea pole dance by Lucah May 22, 2016

pole dancer 

one who partakes in pole dancing; usually women who wear some sort of skimpy clothing making various postures around a verticle pole

I became a pole dancer so that I can tone my body!

pole dancer by rolex bim October 1, 2004

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023