Definitions by Al_000
discord mod
discord mod by Al_000 May 23, 2024
A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into severely depressed individuals who will believe they are worth nothing, their lives aren't exciting enough, and they fall into the fear of missing out, until they make the drastic decision to CTB (End their life).
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
Gen Z
Gen Z:
50% of this generation are seemingly millionaires, and are addicted to showing off their lives on social media
The other 50% of this generation are lonely unemployed poor incels that can't succeed in their life and have already made the decision to kill themselves
50% of this generation are seemingly millionaires, and are addicted to showing off their lives on social media
The other 50% of this generation are lonely unemployed poor incels that can't succeed in their life and have already made the decision to kill themselves
I really worry about my fate in this world... If i find myself in the dark side of Gen Z I might have to unalive myself. Im not living an unsuccessful life.
sodium nitrite
sodium nitrite by Al_000 November 13, 2023
I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023