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some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

let us play poker

poker by Speedy bob January 16, 2004

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poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

poker by Flo January 27, 2004

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Poker

Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.

Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.

Poker by SunBug October 3, 2009

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Poker

The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

www.danspoker.com

I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.

Poker by Anonymous213 September 25, 2011

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poker

When you have an accidental erection while in close proximity to people and accidentally poke someone with it.

Guy: Dude, I had a poker with that chick over there.
Friend: Lucky you!

poker by FinWonga August 6, 2016

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poker

what you call it when two people virtually "poke" each other on Facebook for a time period both users should be embarrassed of

You have poked Kaitlyn (about a minute ago)
Kaitlyn has poked you (4 seconds ago)
*Poke Kaitlyn*

You: "Damn that Kaitlyn! We keep playing poker!"

poker by Novakedy May 19, 2010

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Poker

the act of poking someone.

"Poker? i hardly know her!"

Poker by thatguy8007 November 9, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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