pogitis
When you suffer from being too pog.
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Politischool
A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"
Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."
Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."
Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
Politischool by skypie October 12, 2011
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pogitis • politis • Pogitive • Pogtism • politisexual • politisophical • Politist • poginisyvan • Politiscape • Politischizo
politisophical
Max: Man, you know what. Have you ever thought about war? I mean, jeez man, its like, life or death. Its so...final. And the countries just let people do it man, just let em die...
Mike: Max, shut up. You're getting politisophical. Now pack another bowl and pass that shit!
Mike: Max, shut up. You're getting politisophical. Now pack another bowl and pass that shit!
politisophical by chris1234A September 26, 2007
Politis Wasted
when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi
Politis Wasted by HennyGang January 24, 2017
Compulsive Pokitis
Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
Compulsive Pokitis by Chadwick10 November 26, 2010
Politiscape
The battered, bruised, and burning landscape of any election or political conversation. Many friendships have died on this battlefield.
Dude, I'm so tired of hearing about the politiscape. Can't everyone just smoke some weed and be friends?
Politiscape by Halt April 26, 2010
Politisphere
Politisphere by Silence Dogood03 October 23, 2019
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