pogitis

When you suffer from being too pog.

Michael potato does not have pogitis. He is very unpog.

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Politischool

A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.

Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"

Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."

Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"

by skypie October 12, 2011

politisophical

Of or relating to a matter that is both political and philosophical.

Max: Man, you know what. Have you ever thought about war? I mean, jeez man, its like, life or death. Its so...final. And the countries just let people do it man, just let em die...

Mike: Max, shut up. You're getting politisophical. Now pack another bowl and pass that shit!

by chris1234A September 26, 2007

Politis Wasted

when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi

Yo in Montreal I'm gonna get Politis WASTED!

by HennyGang January 24, 2017

Compulsive Pokitis

When you, or someone who has hijacked your Facebook profile, accidentally poke someone.

Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"

by Chadwick10 November 26, 2010

Politiscape

The battered, bruised, and burning landscape of any election or political conversation. Many friendships have died on this battlefield.

Dude, I'm so tired of hearing about the politiscape. Can't everyone just smoke some weed and be friends?

by Halt April 26, 2010

Politisphere

A portmanteau of political and atmosphere, defining the climate of a political situation.

The death of Benediktsson left a parliament that resembled the 1955 politisphere.

by Silence Dogood03 October 23, 2019