politisexual 

(1) Strong interest in a politician, political idea or political cause which can appear to be philosophical or merit based, but upon deeper investigation is characterized by a sexual, near-sexual or emotional attraction, or other nonsensical, unbalanced, primal or emotion-based affinity or need for that political person or thing.

In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.

(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.

Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.

Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.

The interest of Chris Matthews, of MSNBC, in Barack Obama not only abandoned an objective reporting premise, but it escaped mere improper political affinity by this news reporter and entered the realm of a sick, difficult-to-watch, politisexual interest.

politisexual by roosterhome January 7, 2009

Politi-Sexual 

Someone who is attracted to another based on their political beliefs.

Andy: dude there’s something about these god fearing, gun toting Republican chicks that turn me on

Greg: bro it sounds like you’re Politi-Sexual

Politi-Sexual by Sharp dressed Dan August 9, 2020

Polisexual

A person sexually attracted to poligons

Jimmy the polisexual:"i am polisexual"
Joe the straight:"so thats why your favourite game is minecraft!"

Polisexual by Talloranisnotgay June 6, 2021

Polinasexual 

Polinasexual means you are attracted only to girls named Polina.

someone: Whats ur orientation?
Me: Im Polinasexual
someone: What?
Me: That means i love Polina so much and i want to fuck her

Polinasexual by ripgirlboss June 13, 2023