Politist
A person with a predjudice belief that one political party, particularly the one they belong to, is superior to others.
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Politischool
A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"
Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."
Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."
Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
Politischool by skypie October 12, 2011
Related Words
Politist • Politista • politistatus • politistress • politis • politisexual • politisophical • politits • polititard • politition
Polititard
A polititard is someone who brings politics up in every situation, including situations where it doesn't even make any sense and/or situations where people don't want to talk about politics. Polititards are super annoying and cringy. Polititards have multiplied exponentially in the age of social media. Polititards are hypocrites as well: it's not okay to bring up politics unless it's politics that the polititard agrees with. In reality, most people just want to live their lives and don't give a shit about politics at all.
The polititard managed to bring up politics when we were talking about fantasy football
I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics
I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics
Polititard by Rene D. November 13, 2021
politisophical
Max: Man, you know what. Have you ever thought about war? I mean, jeez man, its like, life or death. Its so...final. And the countries just let people do it man, just let em die...
Mike: Max, shut up. You're getting politisophical. Now pack another bowl and pass that shit!
Mike: Max, shut up. You're getting politisophical. Now pack another bowl and pass that shit!
politisophical by chris1234A September 26, 2007
Polititties
The actions of a group of people or individual that has limited authority but an overinflated sense of power. For example: School Administrations that refuse to work with reasonable requests, Hospital Staff that do not listen to the doctors and nurses, and CEO's of big companies that enjoy making life hell for "underlings." These actions are unintelligent, badly thought out, and counterproductive.
Because of the principal's polititties I couldn't get the Independent Study I needed.
The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.
The Boss's polititties didn't allow the workers to re-arrange their schedules to get more work done.
Polititties by Hilary Owen April 21, 2008
Politis Wasted
when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi
Politis Wasted by HennyGang January 24, 2017
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