ProFap

ProFap, in simpleton terms, is advocacy for masturbation. However, there is more to it. ProFap is the solution to living a great life, preventing oneself from tinkering with lust, STD’s, or any unwanted pregnancies. If you are ever second guessing yourself before having sex with a woman, excuse oneself for a moment and bust one out. By doing so, you flush out any hormonal delusion that could have lead you to any of the unwanted consequences listed above. (Our good ol’ post nut clarity!) Be ProFap, be wise!

“Bro, enough of this semen retention man! its not good for you! be ProFap! it prevents prostate cancer, increases sperm quality, AND post nut clarity will prevent you from knocking any bitches up!”

by oneandonlygod!! November 30, 2022

profawk

A profawk is a portmanteau word, blending the words "professional" and "fohawk". It is a name given to a men's hairstyle that allows the individual to wear it professionally, in a more conservative and business-like atmosphere but also allows the professional to wear it in an edgy and voguish style outside the office.

I saw a lot of guys sporting profawks at the Young Professional's Organization mixer last Thursday.

by DirtyRiegs June 25, 2008

Profanulism

The act of replacing certain vowels in profane language with the letter "A". Commonly used to convey the meaning of profanity without saying the actual word and feeling naughty.

Also makes people think that you are from Boston.

Example of the use of Profanulism:

"Man, after i saw that ass I facked that batch so hard in her passy... She was like, 'Damn, you have a huge cack.' "

by GeoffWilkersonTheSeventh May 8, 2013

profanisaurus

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.

Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.

by Nick-N August 17, 2016

Reverse Prolapse

When you butt clench so hard that your anal cavity crawls even further into your body instead of exposing itself outwards.

Jake: Wow I just went all in with Kings vs Ace 10 in my poker tournament.
Dave: Did you win?
Jake: Yea but I was so nervous :(.
Dave: Was it bad enough to reverse prolapse?
Jake: That is what happened lol xD :'(.

by g-of-the-g-unit March 29, 2013

Profartssor

A professor who speaks nonsense during lecture. word is of Chinese origin.

yo, I was in class today and the guy literally said some shit i've never heard of. What a profartssor.

by GPenn December 16, 2010

Profanity Pussy

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"

Fuck
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.

Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 21, 2012