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Poehlcat Swag 

The immense amount of swagger displayed by Amy Poehler, despite the fact that she is, according to Tina Fey, "a three foot tall white girl."
Wow! Did you see Amy Poehler on the Jersey Floor the other day? She sure does have Poehlcat Swag!

Poelsepat 

Its a little short guy thinking he is cool...
Rasmus: Hey sup poelsepat??
Poelsepat: shut uup... (with a whining attitude)
U's is an assholes???
Poelsepat by poelsepatti November 28, 2005
Originally spelled Pølse.
A hot dog wich is red and thin. The history tells that it is a copy of all danish mens' penises.
Off course danish men and women love this sausage, since they all love to suck penis to.
''Hey, a dansih man asked me if he could have some poelse?!''
''Yeah..the danish are like that..gay''
poelse by Quorthon March 18, 2007

poeplssteponme 

They are an amazing mutual and have great content
Did you see the new video @poeplssteponme posted?

Yeah the one where they are abusing a plushie right?
poeplssteponme by ♡Noodles♡ July 11, 2021

amy poehler 

She is Amy fuckin Poehler. She was half of the Weekend Update team with Tina Fey and later Seth Meyers on SNL. She was also one of the founders of UCB. (the Upright Citizens Brigade) She has a show called Parks and Recreation on NBC that's amazing and criminally underrated. She gets nominated for an Emmy for Best Comedy Actress EVERY SINGLE YEAR, but STILL HASN'T WON ONE YET. Its downright unamerican.

She's also from Boston and played the mother from Mean Girls.

"Hoes before bros. Ovaries before brovaries. Uteruses before duderuses."- Leslie Knope
Amy Poehler is fucking awesome.
amy poehler by L. Liz E August 14, 2014
A shy,introverted,life-long virgin,with a extremely small package
O look, there goes a Poehl in the mall.

The Poehl believed in Santa until last year and still believes in the tooth fairy.

Poehl by Mike Vaughn December 24, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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