poelse

Originally spelled Pølse.
A hot dog wich is red and thin. The history tells that it is a copy of all danish mens' penises.
Off course danish men and women love this sausage, since they all love to suck penis to.

''Hey, a dansih man asked me if he could have some poelse?!''
''Yeah..the danish are like that..gay''

by Quorthon March 18, 2007

Poelsepat

Its a little short guy thinking he is cool...

Rasmus: Hey sup poelsepat??
Poelsepat: shut uup... (with a whining attitude)
U's is an assholes???

by poelsepatti November 28, 2005

pelser

A term used to describe someone who extremely blonde

DG: "That guy is so blonde!" Dillon: "Yea I know man, he must be a pelser"

by HoodedDarkness June 12, 2012

Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

by Phymon May 6, 2018

keiharde rauwe anale poepsek met de homies

Something we all want

Homie 1: I want some keiharde rauwe anale poepsek met de homies
Homie 2: me too

by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021

Polseur

A combination of "polite" and "poseur," a Polseur is a person who acts overly nice to others when they do not really mean it. The worst type of Polseur is a woman who acts too nice to a man, thus leading him on.

After Joe was rejected by Mary, he realized she was nothing more than a Polseur for exuding artificial niceness to him.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.

Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.

by Blake Boren October 8, 2019