Poehlsexual

A person whose entire being is consumed by that of one Amy Meredith Poehler. This person typically develops the hots for her after watching all her sexy milf glory when she played Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation. This person has seen every youtube video containing this gorgeous woman and has dedicated many a twitter account to her. You are gay.

I just watched Parks and Rec, wow am I a Poehlsexual

Poehlsexual by disasterbisexual November 10, 2020

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Poemsexual

Meaning using poems every single day

John: stop using all them poems jake
Jake: why? John: because it turning into poemsexual Jake: oh god

Poemsexual by Sr me May 11, 2019

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Related Words

Poehlsexual • poculsexual • Poemsexual

poculsexual

Attracted to

poculsexual is not a valid ''sexuality'' or not even an existent word, no one knows exactly what it means maybe you misspelled it?

Person A: Hey!, I think I'm Poculsexual
Person B: Wtf? never heard of it before, but pretty sure that isn't even a word

poculsexual by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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