Poehlsexual 

A person whose entire being is consumed by that of one Amy Meredith Poehler. This person typically develops the hots for her after watching all her sexy milf glory when she played Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation. This person has seen every youtube video containing this gorgeous woman and has dedicated many a twitter account to her. You are gay.

I just watched Parks and Rec, wow am I a Poehlsexual

Poehlsexual by disasterbisexual November 10, 2020

Poemsexual 

Meaning using poems every single day

John: stop using all them poems jake
Jake: why? John: because it turning into poemsexual Jake: oh god

Poemsexual by Sr me May 11, 2019

poculsexual 

Attracted to

poculsexual is not a valid ''sexuality'' or not even an existent word, no one knows exactly what it means maybe you misspelled it?

Person A: Hey!, I think I'm Poculsexual
Person B: Wtf? never heard of it before, but pretty sure that isn't even a word

poculsexual by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016