poddles
poddles by the awesome possum May 7, 2011
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poddles
hello there poddles?
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Doodles Poodles
A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard
Doodles Poodles by Funlover2018 May 26, 2018
Babysitter Poodles
Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!
Babysitter Poodles by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
Use the Paddles
A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016
oodles of poodles
oodles of poodles by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
Portable Puddles
Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)
Portable Puddles by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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