poddles

the stage after wheeling, but before dating.

Bob: sick poddles man!

Garfunkle: thanks broho

by the awesome possum May 7, 2011

poddles

slang: name of podlet

hello there poddles?

by mong May 13, 2005

Doodles Poodles

A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard

Man those doodles poodles are like the coolest people I know

by Funlover2018 May 26, 2018

Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.

These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Use the Paddles

A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.

Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.

Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"

Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."

by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016

oodles of poodles

A euphemism for being gay.

Why yes of course I have oodles of poodles, what did you expect?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)

I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

by Reefer_420_Madness October 4, 2011