A slang term derived from pot hole. It is used to describe a person who never pays attention in bed. This "person" will most likely consider sandwiches to be orgasmic. If you're looking for a way to simulate a poddle, try a whale.
Dumbass: dude! pay attention while i'm tlaking to you!!!

Dumbass: Poddle?

Dumbass: poddle?

Dumbass: Not again!!!
by Dumbass July 16, 2003
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The person up here was surely on crack...

A poodle is a hell beastling, shit maker, unstandable source of noise. Worthy to skin them alive.
I actually take pride of kicking motherfucking annoying poodles. I don't kick any other kind of puppies.
by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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That thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.
The cat was poddling on it's owners lap.
by Miss Know it alls April 8, 2011
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A small pond that dries up in summer like a puddle.
My dog can drink from this poddle in winter, but has to look elsewhere for water in summer.
by SpinosaurusSushi March 2, 2021
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the stage after wheeling, but before dating.
Bob: sick poddles man!

Garfunkle: thanks broho
by the awesome possum April 18, 2011
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The simple folkland creatures from the Jim Henson movie of 1981 called The Dark Crystal. the poddlings were unimaginative sloth-like woodland rubes that offered up very little "life essence".
In the retail world a "Poddling would be a simple unimaginative woodland rube customer who had very little to offer up in the way of buying power and hence nothing in the way of "purchasing essence".
The Poddling came in all gawk-mouthed over all the fancy furniturings. He hadn't even a vague grasp of the obvious while taken a gander at all of what we wuz selling, and even worse, he hadn't even a dime to buy a clue the whole time he loitered through out the entire store.
by 240ups May 9, 2012
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slang: name of podlet
hello there poddles?
by mong March 3, 2005
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