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pocketfox 

a pocketfox is a mythical tiny fox that fits in your pocket. It comes in handy in stores with long lines, especially in urban areas. It's main function is to scatter and terrify the chickens in the "henhouse" However, it can also be used to hurry the geese along when crossing a street.
The line in Ikea was sooo long and full of cluckers. I could have used my pocketfox.
pocketfox by 500what June 30, 2010
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Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

pocketcock 

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.
wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)
pocketcock by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010

pocketbook

New England slang for a woman's purse
"He stole money right out of my pocketbook."
pocketbook by annnoexox April 1, 2007

Pocketjob 

When one feels and/or massages the other person's genitals through their pocket.
"Dude I dunno it might not be discreet, what if someone looks over?" "Try a pocketjob"
Pocketjob by WtfMarc March 1, 2010

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP
"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"
pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

pocketholder 

A pocketholder is someone's bitch, usually in prison.
You were a pocketholder in jail, weren't you?
pocketholder by DYLAN #1 ICON January 1, 2005
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