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Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"
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Back pocket friend 

A friend who is not exactly an acquaintance, but, will never be the first hand option to hang out with, invite to social events or chat.
"Did you invite Sarah to go to the mall with us tomorrow?"
"Nah, she's just a back pocket friend, she's not fun to hang out with"

Pocket Friend 

one group of friends that you keep separate from another group for fear of incompatibilty or just lazyness
Pocket Friend by Rebekah Browder January 13, 2011

Pocket Friend 

1) A friend who can spare a few seconds to text sometimes, but not five minutes. Family and real friends always take priority
2) a screen only friendship
I got a text from my pocket friend but couldn’t answer because I was at dinner with my work friends.
Pocket Friend by Ninafriend October 31, 2021

Pocket Friend 

A friend that takes you out of their "pocket" only when it's convenient or beneficial for them, but won't be there for you in need.
Katie's a pocket friend not a down-ass bitch.
Pocket Friend by Jo the Hoe January 11, 2022

Pokéfriends 

Friends on networking sites that you actually don't know, but collect to make you more powerful at the application games.
That guy's clan just beat mine! Geez, I need some more Pokéfriends...
Pokéfriends by Itsukis_girl May 17, 2009
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