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pocketfox

a pocketfox is a mythical tiny fox that fits in your pocket. It comes in handy in stores with long lines, especially in urban areas. It's main function is to scatter and terrify the chickens in the "henhouse" However, it can also be used to hurry the geese along when crossing a street.

The line in Ikea was sooo long and full of cluckers. I could have used my pocketfox.

by 500what June 30, 2010