pneumatics

Pneumatics utilizes the same theories that hydraulics do, but instead of using oil, it uses compressed air to propel its movements. As of late pnematics has been an increasingly popular in implementation with various eastern european forms of bondage - ask your nearest kinky (sexually starved) engineering student about it.

Person (who finds great delight in pointing out the rather obvious) A: Woah! Check out that super-awesome brakes on that truck/train!

Person (who recites basic knowledge available to the general public through the uses of Wikipedia) B: Oh yea - that's an example of pneumatics at work.

pneumatics by Agatha Heterodyne November 27, 2011

Pneumaticglobophobia 

Pneumatic meaning containing or operated by air, globo meaning ballon, and phobia meaning fear. It is referred to as a fear of big balloons, mostly known as inflatable decorations like the ones for Halloween or Christmas. Sometimes these inflatables are seen on people's property for many other holidays or special occasions. It's not clear what causes a person to fear these objects, but what is known is that they cause some sort of discomfort and/or anxiety due to their size, noise (due to the air compressor), or their presence. Not many people have this fear, nor is it that heard of to begin with. Most people have a fear of your regular, plastic balloons, but some others have a fear of inflatables.

"Hey man, you got those decorations?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Cus i got pneumaticglobophobia man."

Pneumaticglobophobia by devilishbitch69 April 8, 2020

pneumatic 

In the novel "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley, the word 'pneumatic' was used to describe the sensation of sex with the main female character Lenina. In this context it means well rounded, or bouncy, in reference to her breasts and her body.

Lenina is quite pneumatic.... *pats Lenina's leg*

pneumatic by tatsa05 September 4, 2005

pneumatic barktoys 

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

pneumatic barktoys by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

pneumatic sniff 

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster

I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.

pneumatic sniff by Pandastic July 8, 2016

pneumatic scissoring

When two lesbians fart while scissoring eachother.

Me: "What the hell is that noise? And what is that smell?"
Ale: "Oh, that is just two chicks doing some hot pneumatic scissoring in the other room"

pneumatic scissoring by Efty February 6, 2013

pneumatiphobia

the fear of spirits

i'm scared that the spirits will come i have pneumatiphobia

pneumatiphobia by Meli K. March 17, 2004