Pandastic's definitions

wok and roll

an Asian restaurant that serves both Chinese and Japanese food

I wanted both orange peel shrimp and sushi, so I went to a wok and roll restaurant.

by Pandastic June 11, 2015

three whore punch

When you fuck three sluts in the same night.

Rick just banged his third chick tonight, completing the three whore punch.

by Pandastic May 1, 2016

pandwich

A panda meat sandwich.

I would like a pandwich on wheat with a side of bamboo.

by Pandastic May 20, 2014

insest

Insect incest

I just saw a bee fuck two of her brothers. That's insest.

by Pandastic August 8, 2016

dust bunnies

Pubic dingleberries caused by your partner shitting on your dick during anal, and your inability to clean up before the shit dries

Crystal's ass exploded like a juicy shit bomb when I donkey punched her, and it coated me from my nuts up to my belly button. I was so hammered that I fell asleep before I cleaned up, and now I have a bunch of dust bunnies in my pubes.

by Pandastic June 29, 2016

crotch romance

Sex

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.

by Pandastic July 7, 2018

kunt pao

spicy Chinese pussy

I went down on Ming Ching, and had some kunt pao. Tasted like chile peppers.
pussy kung pao Chinese cunt

by Pandastic June 23, 2016