Pandastic's definitions

crotch romance

Sex

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.

by Pandastic July 7, 2018

insest

Insect incest

I just saw a bee fuck two of her brothers. That's insest.

by Pandastic August 8, 2016

pneumatic sniff

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster

I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.

by Pandastic July 8, 2016

cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016

dust bunnies

Pubic dingleberries caused by your partner shitting on your dick during anal, and your inability to clean up before the shit dries

Crystal's ass exploded like a juicy shit bomb when I donkey punched her, and it coated me from my nuts up to my belly button. I was so hammered that I fell asleep before I cleaned up, and now I have a bunch of dust bunnies in my pubes.

by Pandastic June 29, 2016

kunt pao

spicy Chinese pussy

I went down on Ming Ching, and had some kunt pao. Tasted like chile peppers.
pussy kung pao Chinese cunt

by Pandastic June 23, 2016

corncussion

when you get rammed in the cornhole so violently that you get a concussion

I ass fucked Erica so hard last night that her brain was bouncing off her skull . I gave her a corncussion.
concussion anal ass} {cornhole butt

by Pandastic June 23, 2016