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Stands for "Peeing My Pants Laughing So Hard"
Person #1: ...and then i called her a loser and walked away.
Person #2: omg, pmplsh!
pmplsh by tori6000 July 5, 2010

pmsplaining 

When a girl from Plumstead Manor who thinks she's smarter than you tries to explains something to you
"stop pmsplaining it's bare jarring init"
pmsplaining by Hurl Tie March 5, 2023
as in "pee my pants laughing"-used as an opponent to "laugh out loud" (lol)
pmpl is much more descriptive in the amount of laughter actually involved.
FlyNikeGay69: yeah and then he's like OMG--your butt is so big!
IMMe03: PMPL!
pmpl by Jessie Ann March 8, 2003
pissing my pants laughing out loud
- *tells joke*
- haha pmplol
pmplol by ha_2_u_all February 15, 2006
1) An more urgent way to request than simply typing please, pls, plz or plox
2) A way to emphasize an urgent or emphatic statement
1) Can i have that knife plplox?
2) That was the worst day of work ever plplox!
plplox by Benndarr May 23, 2010

plplplplplplp 

“Plplplplplplp” is the sound your buns would make going down a slide if your crack was vertical.
You: im going down a slide
Your bun crack that is vertical: plplplplplplp
plplplplplplp by Succulents_areCool September 10, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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