plurpin

1. the act of thinking/acting like someone you're not

guy 1: whats up with guy 2? he's acting like a total jackass
guy 3: he's just plurpin
guy 1: he's such a poser...

by mcfatj November 24, 2007

Purpin

When someone is being sneaky or bullshitting with the play

Stop purpin around
Your purpin

by Bean.nc September 21, 2019

el plumpino

When you do a girl up the ass and shove all but your balls in.

"Hey, I gave Laura an El Plumpino last night and my dick was covered in shit!"

by hohohohohohohohoha October 8, 2008

go plumping

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

by The_Milk January 5, 2009

purpin

1. To lie about something hesitantly to cover up something.
2. To front about something that never happened or pretend that something did happen that never did.

Man quit purpin you still a virgin.

don't be purpin bout things again.

by lil_kulit February 9, 2005

Plursing

fingering a gauged ear-hole

Doug takes out his gauge
Rachel asks: "can I feel it?"
Doug: "Yeah, go for it"
Rachel sticks finger through the ear hole..
she is now plursing Doug's ear.

by plusers May 17, 2010

plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020