(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

go plumping by The_Milk January 5, 2009

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purpin

1. To lie about something hesitantly to cover up something.
2. To front about something that never happened or pretend that something did happen that never did.

Man quit purpin you still a virgin.

don't be purpin bout things again.

purpin by lil_kulit February 9, 2005

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Plursing

fingering a gauged ear-hole

Doug takes out his gauge
Rachel asks: "can I feel it?"
Doug: "Yeah, go for it"
Rachel sticks finger through the ear hole..
she is now plursing Doug's ear.

Plursing by plusers May 17, 2010

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plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

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