plorpin 

When your silty loam is just moist enough

Wow that plorpin really stuck to the board

plorpin by Danwan3 November 28, 2023

Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

Piddle Plopping by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

Ploppin' A Nug 

Referring to the act of taking a minor dropping at an unexpected time.

The plop itself can only be determined by a legenth of less than 2cm and a radius of 2cm.

"yo, I've been ploppin' a nug daily since that day I ate your moms burrito. what was in there anyway?"

Ploppin' A Nug by Ploppin Hard July 30, 2009

ploppin’ 

taking a shit.

Sorry I’m late, I was stuck at home ploppin’.

ploppin’ by dan.thedongle February 16, 2019

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

ploppin' smellies by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

Plopping 

After two men docked (The act of placing the head of one's penis inside the foreskin of another's penis).

The men can now perform Plopping. The act of pulling apart the penises and creating a Plop noise.

What's that noise? - Oh it's just james and peter plopping ..

Plopping by JANNE BANAN October 18, 2010

Plorking 

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

Plorking by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016