purping

when you fuck a bird in the asshole.
many people "purp" to relieve stress and symptoms of severe pregnancy.
when you "purp" you also use naval oranges to balance the birds weight inside of your vagina, or penial areas, if you're into that crazy shit.
if you're "strickly dickly" you must use a bird whom has a penis and use their penis as their asshole, for it to be proper "purping".
many people use "purping" , however, if they fuck the bird, and someone see's them, that person will probably call the humane society.

please look up the definition for "sea-gulling" to properly execute true "purping" statistics.

Ralf: Are you.. into purping?

Carl: Of course father, im in to anything with nipples

Ralf: You do know, birds don't have nipples.

Carl: Yes, but my nipples look like milk duds

Ralf: Awkward. Suck me good.

by kirstenandbrooke January 1, 2012

purping

purping is burping with puke that comes up to the top of your throat, possible even your mouth.

Emily got so drunk with beer last night, she started purping all over my bed.

by joe.mamaz.boi October 3, 2021

purping

purping is usually used in the streets, and means "disrespectful"

"Look! Dat Nigga Mike talm crazy bout ya Uncle again, he purping as shit!"

by ig @bleedwaqeo August 2, 2025

Purpin

When someone is being sneaky or bullshitting with the play

Stop purpin around
Your purpin

by Bean.nc September 21, 2019

anus purring

A prolonged expulsion of gas from a person's anus mimicking the sound of a cat purring.

When did you get a cat? Nope, that was just my anus purring...

by Leinen Lassie November 17, 2019

Lord Pumpington

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot

Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.

by ChadSexington February 12, 2008

Clay Puppington

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021