Plurping
While making a sandwich John used a knife to scoop mayonnaise out of a jar. The plurping noise as he whipped the mayonnaise made his girlfriend gag.
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go plumping
(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.
"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"
"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."
"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."
go plumping by The_Milk January 5, 2009
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plarping
The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.
plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020
plumping
(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.
(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"
(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"
" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"
"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"
"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"
plumping by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007
penis plumping power pussy
Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".
penis plumping power pussy by Gemini1 October 24, 2008
Plumping Paradise
A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.
The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.
The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.
Plumping Paradise by oblong1 December 12, 2019
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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