Plurping

The sound Mayonnaise makes when mixed with a spoon or knife in the jar.

While making a sandwich John used a knife to scoop mayonnaise out of a jar. The plurping noise as he whipped the mayonnaise made his girlfriend gag.

by Bakked August 3, 2022

go plumping

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

by The_Milk January 5, 2009

Plursing

fingering a gauged ear-hole

Doug takes out his gauge
Rachel asks: "can I feel it?"
Doug: "Yeah, go for it"
Rachel sticks finger through the ear hole..
she is now plursing Doug's ear.

by plusers May 17, 2010

plarping

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.

Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.

by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020

plumping

(1) When one or more men go out to a club, bar, or McDonald's for the sole purpose of hitting on and/or hooking up with overweight, fat, or, preferably, obese women.

(2) A great american pasttime, also known as "fat macking"

" Hey man, me and John are gonna go plumping tonight, would you like to accompany us?"

"I would LOVE to attend, I thoroughly enjoy plumping!"

by Nolan Collins November 2, 2007

penis plumping power pussy

When a girl is so hot, a guy's penis grows throughout the
time he is dating her.

Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".

by Gemini1 October 24, 2008

Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.

Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.

by oblong1 December 12, 2019