Plurped

Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.

When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"

by Scratchy McBall February 26, 2011

Plurp

The noise a cat makes when it greets you. The cat doesn't open its mouth, as in a meow. It's almost like a purr/grunt sound.

You - "Hi, kitty."
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"

by Plurp August 09, 2008

Plurp

A plurp is a penis fart (like a quief is a vagina fart). A plurp is less common, however.

It stinks in here...WTF bro? Did you just plurp?

by Jojo Rockford June 11, 2008

Plurp

the noise bird poo makes when it lands

plurp

by fbddy September 23, 2010

plurp

to eat soup with a plunger

man, I just hate it when I forget my spoon. Now I guess I have no choice but to PLURP!!!!

by taco banana feet June 04, 2009

Plurp

An abject, almost violent-yet small-fart. Out of nowhere kind of fart.

The kind of farts that sneak up on you and "PLURP!" it happens and plurp is also the noise it makes.

by plurpqueen1970 May 28, 2010

plurp

to tummy flash someone

he plurped me to show me his abs.

by daiquiri March 16, 2006