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Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."

Chicken in your plughole 

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.
Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!
Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."

Rusty plughole 

An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.
Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.
Rusty plughole by dreddjay February 21, 2015

Punghole 

Derived from swedish word "punghålla" pung hole is a mysterious hole that sometimes just appears at the bottom of the male testicles
Person 1: - Dude,I've finally got my punghole!!!
Person 2:-Wtf??
Punghole by Jqs sowre May 12, 2021

plungless 

Someone who doesn't keep a plunger in their guest bathroom, leaving their guests to ask sheepishly for a plunger, or to improvise in unsavory ways to plunge the toilet.
"Greg, you're a fucking plungless, I had to use my hand"!
plungless by Clean Job Granny December 26, 2013