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punhole
Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
punhole by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010
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punhole
Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.
He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
She:"You are a fucking punhole."
punhole by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010
Punkhole Mongrel
(Noun) A male or female (usually male) who has indiscriminate sex with any female with a viable hole no matter how dirty or gross.
(Noun) A mongrel, male or female, who consistently pillages punkholes with some sort of phallus (either a penis or strap-on). See "Punkhole" for complete definition.
(Noun) A mongrel, male or female, who consistently pillages punkholes with some sort of phallus (either a penis or strap-on). See "Punkhole" for complete definition.
Guy 1: "Bro, that girl Stevo brought home last night was fucking gnarly, I can't believe he hit that all night."
Guy 2: "I know. I could hear the hard packing noises of her vagina smacking together as he fucked her from downstairs. I barely got any sleep."
Guy 1: "Did you go into his room yet? It smells like a fishery."
Guy 2: "Haha, man. That Stevo is a little Punkhole Mongrel."
Guy 2: "I know. I could hear the hard packing noises of her vagina smacking together as he fucked her from downstairs. I barely got any sleep."
Guy 1: "Did you go into his room yet? It smells like a fishery."
Guy 2: "Haha, man. That Stevo is a little Punkhole Mongrel."
Punkhole Mongrel by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION May 20, 2014
plunghole
Dave has a plunghole
Punkhole
(Noun) A nasty, overused, beat-to-shit vagina that has lost it's elasticity due to the high volume of dick traffic in and out of said vagina on a daily basis. A punkhole can be crusty or smelly or both but it must be large enough to create hard packing and slapping noises during coitus.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick Stevo fucked last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I could hear a loud smacking sound while he was fucking her from my room downstairs."
Guy 1: "His room smelled so disgusting in the morning. That chick definitely has a punkhole."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Did you end up nailing that chick from the bar last night? She was all over you."
Guy 2: "Nah, man. We got in a cab to go back to her place but on the ride home she got horny, opened her legs, and started fingering herself."
Guy 1: "That sounds awesome. What's the problem?"
Guy 2: "Well, when she opened her legs, the entire car smelled like rotten fish. I'm pretty sure I saw some crust around the edges too. When we got to her house we let her out of the cab, shut the door behind her, and drove off..."
Guy 1: "Dude, that sounds like one gnarly punkhole."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, I dodged a bullet."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick Stevo fucked last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I could hear a loud smacking sound while he was fucking her from my room downstairs."
Guy 1: "His room smelled so disgusting in the morning. That chick definitely has a punkhole."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Did you end up nailing that chick from the bar last night? She was all over you."
Guy 2: "Nah, man. We got in a cab to go back to her place but on the ride home she got horny, opened her legs, and started fingering herself."
Guy 1: "That sounds awesome. What's the problem?"
Guy 2: "Well, when she opened her legs, the entire car smelled like rotten fish. I'm pretty sure I saw some crust around the edges too. When we got to her house we let her out of the cab, shut the door behind her, and drove off..."
Guy 1: "Dude, that sounds like one gnarly punkhole."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, I dodged a bullet."
Punkhole by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION May 20, 2014
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