ploughmans

A meal often eaten by grafters. The meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg.
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Farmer Giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.

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Ploughman

A big hairy ginger man. Whom is often fond of the children's tv show the Wiggles. Seen around kids suspiciously quite regularly. Plays a mean banjo and loves a bit of Jojo Siwa.

Ploughman, your a faggot!

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ploughmans

The area between a male's genetalia and his arsehole. Meaning between the cheese and the pickle.

"Oooo...my missus knows how to press my buttons...i love it when she strokes my ploughmans"

by El Fromero September 6, 2006

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Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.

Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.

by Nikki-D March 24, 2007

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A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie with semen relish. Regional variations can include a rats-cock side dish with diarrhoea drizzle.

Come on Quentin, let's go to The Pink Dildo for a Briggsy Ploughman's. I'm bloody starving after that rimming session.

by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006

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