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Stay plural my friends.
Plural by Lay Z Lost Boi November 8, 2014
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Plorange plora plural Plork Ploat PLORF plort plorb Plorg plorking
Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.
I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.
ploaf by ploafmaster July 4, 2012
A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.
Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"
plort by cupi January 10, 2020

Plotanium 

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.
Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

plopatious 

Beautiful, sassy, looking like a boss ass bitch ready to take on the day.
Wow Amanda I love those new jeans your wearing, you look very plopatious in them.
plopatious by Plopatious December 28, 2016
PLOYAL Means being a player when it's time but a loyal ass mf when it's time to get shit right .
My Bro ployal gone holla at him .
ployal by Robdathekid February 18, 2017