plorg

(v.) to nearly succeed but clearly fail

(n.) a person who never lives up to their potential

Tim, you plorged the test but I know you're used to that.

That dude is such a plorg, he didn't even practice.

by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

Plorg

When you give a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he drinks it all and burps into his grandmother's face.

That one time I gave a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he plorged into his grandmother's face.

by Fungus Chungus November 16, 2009

plorg

Onomatopaeia for the sound of an organic body imploding.

After firing the rocket launcher at them, we heard the plorg.

by plorgplorg December 31, 2022

Ploog

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

by MooHen July 25, 2020

phorgasm

Mix between the words phone and orgasm.
When someones phone vibrates (usually their pocket or bra) and causes them to have a mini orgasm from the vibrations. Symptoms include sharp gasps, short of breath, moaning, and jumping out of there seats.

Sarah:"....and after that i *GASP*
Bob: Are you okay?????
Sarah: yeah just my mom calling
Bob: Maybe you should put your phone in a place were you're less likely to have a phorgasm.

by supppppppppppppppppppp December 17, 2010

Plog

A word commonly used as an alternative for "greasy ass fool." The main target of the word is someone with lackluster hygiene. The average Plog looks like their hair has not been washed in upwards of a week. Common practices of a Plog include but are not limited to: 1) Not cleaning under their nails. 2) Wiping back-to-front. 3) Swimming in lakes.
Background of the word is that it started in Northern Virginia. It was later brough to The Pennsylvania State University, where it is heard on a daily basis today.

Carter: Yo u see Dan over there? Dude looks sebaceous as hell, he's radiating some major Plog energy.
Gunsmoke: For real, I saw homie running to go swim in a lake the other day too. He looked like Sonic the Hedge-Plog.

by TheGunsmoke April 26, 2022

plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

by cupi January 10, 2020