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plopportunity 

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.
Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public
plopportunity by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.
Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity
Missed Plopportunity by plmgr July 27, 2010

Ploppytits

A colloquial term for a exceptional saggy tits
I say. Do you see those exceptional tits?.... nay!.... I see those exceptional Ploppytits?!?!?!!??
Ploppytits by thecrimsonadder September 24, 2011
When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.
I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.
ploppert by Jager947 July 29, 2016

Plopportunity 

The chance to have a crafty dump behind a bush when nobody is watching
I had a tortoise head! The girls were all chatting and I had bit of old tissue in my pocket, so I dived in the hedge and turned one out! It was the perfect plopportunity.
Plopportunity by Nuphagus February 26, 2020

plopparita 

A party drink made in a blender with equal parts ploppsicle and tequila, often with a splash of triple sec. Traditionally served in a coffee mug rimmed with chicken salt.
The plopparita is thought to have been created by Mrs Craine during the long, dark winter of 1963.
plopparita by Misspac December 14, 2008