plopportunity
When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.
plopportunity by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014
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Plopportunity
I had a tortoise head! The girls were all chatting and I had bit of old tissue in my pocket, so I dived in the hedge and turned one out! It was the perfect plopportunity.
Plopportunity by Nuphagus February 26, 2020
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Missed Plopportunity
When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.
Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity
Missed Plopportunity by plmgr July 27, 2010
Pooportunity
The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016
poopportunity
Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
poopportunity by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011
Window of Pooportunity
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
Window of Pooportunity by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013
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