plopportunity

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

Plopportunity

The chance to have a crafty dump behind a bush when nobody is watching

I had a tortoise head! The girls were all chatting and I had bit of old tissue in my pocket, so I dived in the hedge and turned one out! It was the perfect plopportunity.

by Nuphagus February 26, 2020

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.

I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.

by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013